The Beginning
The Birth of BLoafX begins in 2008. He flew to Hubert, NC to meet up with an old Army buddy from his Recruiting days, Fojay tha Phantaztik. Back in Recruiting, Fojay noticed that Sean always wore loafers (too lazy to tie shoes). Fojay began calling him B-Loaf.
The weekend that “B-Loaf” happen to visit Fojay in Hubert was Cinco de Mayo. Now, Sean enjoys celebrating all holidays, and if there is a reason to down a couple a drinks, even better. Before it was time to even go out on the town, he was already showing everyone how to do Ranger Push-Ups.
Sean has a pose he does for photos. He turns in to an “X”. This night, Sean had become so Drunk that Fojay started calling him “B-Loaf-Extreme”. Eventually, it became “B-Loaf-X” and sticks with him to this day.
Is This Real Life
BLofaX has had a somewhat adventurous and experienced life. After graduating high school with “highest academic honors”, he joined the Army and shipped off to Basic Training. During his 6 years (of which he only signed up for 4) in the Army, he was an Infantryman, a Recruiter, and hates the IRR.
After the Army, he became a flight attendant for the now defunct Delta Connection Carrier, Comair. He flew the friendly skies for a few years and did plenty of traveling. It is the best job he’s ever had.
The next step was film school at The Art Institute of Las Vegas. This possibly was the biggest mistake he’s ever made. Fed up with how poorly the school was run, he refused to let the school claim him as an alumni before dropping out with just four classes to graduate.
Here comes the literal “Dings”! Sean became a bellman Bell Desk at the modern luxurious Las Vegas Strip resort of The Cosmopolitan of Las Vegas. Unfortunately, do to his extreme lack of ability, horrible work ethic, and unwillingness to be a good employee, Sean had to quit his easy job that he made too much money in before he made a big mistake.
BLoafX built this website, perhaps in an effort to reassert his self-worth as a person for being such a bad employee.
BLoafX enjoys video games, movies, and professional wrestling.
Fun facts about BLoafX:
- He’s been in every U.S. State except Alaska.
- He deployed to the Middle East twice.
- He use to play hacky sack all the time. He’s pretty fat now and plans to use hacky sack to lose some weight.
- He produced a web show called “Adrenaline Unleashed: Siphoned” for Adrenaline Unleashed Pro Wrestling in Las Vegas.
- If left untouched, his face can morph in to Wolfman-Lite.
- He hopes to have a film credit doing anything in a major motion picture someday.
- His favorite film genre is Horror.
Want to see one of BLoafX’s short films? Watch his telling of the Birth of the Real Abraham Lincoln! Then shoot over to Twitter and tell him how much you loved the real history.
If you really want to get in on BLoafX’s head, read the following book:
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